الوسم: women
Types of Women 2024
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
منقووووووووووووووووول
واكثرشي عجبتني في الصفات’’’
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her
وربي يعطيج العافية
على مرورك ويسعدني ان موزوعي اعجبك 8_8
عزوز
بس ما قلتلي اي نوع تفضل ؟؟؟
مغسي بكوووووووووو
Women. 2024
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WOMEN have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry
hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
WOMEN wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend or
relative after a snowy drive home.
WOMEN have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good
causes.
They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins.
They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms,
biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear
uniforms.
They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice.
They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person
that will do the best job for family issues.
WOMEN walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right
schools and for getting their family the right health care.
They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a better life. They don’t take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
WOMEN stick a love note in their husband’s lunch box. They do without
new shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a
frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
WOMEN are honest, loyal, and forgiving They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power; but they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
WOMEN want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy (or cry) when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.
Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of
a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no
strength left.
A WOMAN’S touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart. She can make a romantic evening unforgettable.
WOMEN come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes,
apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to
show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman
is what makes the world spin!
WOMEN do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give
compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and
friends.
And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to
people you come in contact with. Women have a lot to say and a lot to
give.
This was sent to you by someone who respects you as a WOMAN and who
sees many of your qualities in this letter. Why not pass it on to someone
you recognize and know?
That which does not destroy us only makes us stronger!
about men and women 2024
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It’s funny when people discuss Love vs Marriage Arranged.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.
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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It’s called marriage.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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There was a guy who told a woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is living in hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings
you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
good one sister
keep it up
Interesting topic 🙂