اضحك معنا بس بالانجليزي 2024

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

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Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow

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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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A: Why are all those people running
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running

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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday