Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers 2024

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>BOY : May I hold your hand?
>GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
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>GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
>BOY : You love me…
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>GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
>BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??
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>GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
>BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple ;P
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>GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
>BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??
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>BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
>GIRL : How soon??
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>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
>GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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>SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
>TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
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>MAN : You remind me of the sea.
>WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
>MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
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>WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
> HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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>MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think,
>Peter?
>PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
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>Girlfriend : "…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
>Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
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>Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
>Pupil : "The moon".
>Teacher : "Why?"
> Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need
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>Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
>Pupil : "A teacher".
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>Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
>Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
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>My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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>Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
> Sam : "It’s a family tradition".
> Teacher : "What do you mean?"
>Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
>Teacher : "What about your mother?"
>Sam : "She’s a woman".
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>Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?"
>David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated".
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>Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
>Student : "Brotherly love".
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>Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
>Sam : "No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook".
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>Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
>Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died".
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>Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "
>One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
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>Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?"
>One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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وردة بلادي ..

أنا أشهد لك بشيء واحد ..

ولي عودة ..

تسلم الملوكي على طلتك الحلوه والله لا يحرمني من ردك الرائع

سامحيني إذا طالت العودة ..

كان لازم أروح الدوام ، وما لقيت وقت أشبك بالنت ..

والحين راجع ..

حقك تعرفين ..

وردة بلادي ..

أعترف لك بشيء واحد ..

أنك أنشط عضوة في المدونة ..

مواضيعك كثيرة بشكل مو قادر ألحق عليها ..

أروح المدونة العام ، وأقرأ وأرد ، وأمر على مدونة الحوارات

والنقاشات ، وبعدين أنزل وأشوف في مدونة اللغات ،

وبعدين في مدونة الخواطر ، وبعدين في مدونة الالعاب

والترفيه وغيره …

لغاية ما تعبت الصراحة ..

وهذا مو عيب فيك ، عيب فيني أنا ..

مواضيعك كثير تعجبني ، وهي بكل صراحة أكثر من رائعة ..

ومنها هذا الموضوع ..

لكن مو لاقي لها وقت ، علشان كذيه حابب من الحين أعتذر إذا

ما شفت رد لي على موضوع من مواضيعك ..

إنت تستاهلين كل خير ..

وأنا الصراحة متشرف أن لي أخت لها كل هذا النشاط والهمة

والرغبة في تحقيق الفائدة للجميع ..

دمت في رعاية الله الطيبة ..

وسامحينا على القصور ..

قلم الملوكي

الملوكي

كعادتك ,,, حضور له تميزه ,,قلم سلم نزفه

وردود ولا أروع ,, قد اخجلت كلماتي المتواضعه

أشكرك على تواجدك العذب وردك الشامخ بشموخ من خطه

دمت لمن تحب أخي
تحياتي لك

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

that`s what i`m calling

FUNNY

but don`t u think that the answer`s R more stupid than question `s ???

any way

thank u so much HONY

تسلمين امل عمري على ردج وتحياتي لج
فرطتيني ضحك
شكر الج يالغلا على طلتج الحلوه

تحيتي

وردة بلادي

A thread for your questions , suggestions and requests 2024


السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

الأخوة / الأخوات أعضاء وزوار مدونة عبير

تم تخصيص هذا الموضوع لإستقبال أي مشاكل / طلبات / اقتراحات فيما يخص اللغة الإنجليزية

رآجين من الله العلي القدير أن يعيننا على مساعدتكم ..

ملاحظة / سيتم حذف أي مشاركة خارج الموضوع , لن يتم كتابة أي تعبير او خلافه

لان هذه المسألها فيها دخول بالذمم , ولكن بالمقابل سيتم مساعدتكم في طريقة الحصول على المعلومات

او في شرح بعض القواعد والنقاط الغير مفهومه .

تقبلو تحيات / إدارة وفريق عمل قسم اللغة الإنجليزية ..~


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were r u??
we miss u a lot sweety
I hope you are well and in good conditionالجيريا
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Nice idea

Enable us to help everyone

And help us to cooperate with each other

Thank you for this effort, my beauty

and keep up the good work

Greetings to you
u r sis
Rasha

مامعنى كلمة (فرقة) بالانجليزي ياريت بسرعة
Band
ابي مساعدة ياريت تساعدوني

ابي موضوع عن السعودية بالانجليزي
وانا محددة ايش ابغى وياريت تكون بالكثير بالكثير سطرين لكل فقرة

* population

* language

* climate

* the capital

* famous people

* history

* fun activities

ومشكورين لا تكثرون معلومات زي ماقلتلكم

اوك قلبووو
انا حكتبه لك وانزله اوك
سي يووو
ok

Sovereign: King Abdullah (2017)

Land area: 829,995 sq mi (2,149,690 sq km)

Population (2017 est.): 28,686,633 (growth rate: 1.8%); birth rate: 28.5/1000; infant mortality rate: 11.5/1000; life expectancy: 76.3; density per sq mi: 33

Capital and largest city (2017 est.): Riyadh, 3,724,100

Other large cities: Jeddah, 2,745,000; Makkah (Mecca), 1,614,800

Monetary unit: Riyal

Geography
Saudi Arabia occupies most of the Arabian Peninsula, with the Red Sea and the Gulf of Aqaba to the west and the Persian Gulf to the east. Neighboring countries are Jordan, Iraq, Kuwait, Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, the Sultanate of Oman, Yemen, and Bahrain, connected to the Saudi mainland by a causeway. Saudi Arabia contains the world’s largest continuous sand desert, the Rub Al-Khali, or Empty Quarter. Its oil region lies primarily in the eastern province along the Persian Gulf.
Government
Saudi Arabia was an absolute monarchy until 1992, at which time the Saud royal family introduced the country’s first constitution. The legal system is based on the sharia (Islamic law).
History
Saudi Arabia is not only the homeland of the Arab peoples—it is thought that the first Arabs originated on the Arabian Peninsula—but also the homeland of Islam, the world’s second-largest religion. Muhammad founded Islam there, and it is the location of the two holy pilgrimage cities of Mecca and Medina. The Islamic calendar begins in 622, the year of the hegira, or Muhammad’s flight from Mecca. A succession of invaders attempted to control the peninsula, but by 1517 the Ottoman Empire dominated, and in the middle of the 18th century, it was divided into separate principalities. In 1745 Muhammad ibn ‘Abd al-Wahhab began calling for the purification and reform of Islam, and the Wahhabi movement swept across Arabia. By 1811, Wahhabi leaders had waged a jihad—a holy war—against other forms of Islam on the peninsula and succeeded in uniting much of it. By 1818, however, the Wahhabis had been driven out of power again by the Ottomans and their Egyptian allies.

The kingdom of Saudi Arabia is almost entirely the creation of King Ibn Saud (1882–1953). A descendant of Wahhabi leaders, he seized Riyadh in 1901 and set himself up as leader of the Arab nationalist movement. By 1906 he had established Wahhabi dominance in Nejd and conquered Hejaz in 1924–1925. The Hejaz and Nejd regions were merged to form the kingdom of Saudi Arabia in 1932, which was an absolute monarchy ruled by sharia. A year later the region of Asir was incorporated into the kingdom.

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السلام عليكم
انا طالبة في الجامعة وعندي اختبار برزنتيشن اول اسبوع نداوم فيه
انا اخترت ان اتكلم عن موسيقى الهيب هوب بس للأسف انا في فااااااشله في الانجليزي
ومااعرف اعبر تمام ياريت تساعدوني في اقرب وقت البرزنتيشن لايقل عن ثلاث دقائق
اوك
يا اموره انت مو حاسه انو موضوعك شوي صعب!!
مو علي اني اكتبه لا عليك
حاولي اختيار موضوع اقرب و اسهل
اختك
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