A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct, But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you’re ugly."
it’s a nice & humour joke
thank you a lot Daleen for your kind participation
and i hope to see more jokes from you
but for this one it’s absolutely funny
i laughed at it out loud inside the publinet
but though we’are waiting for other participations like this one
by the way i want to give a remark about this joke
i’m single but not so much ugly at this pôint hahahaha
any way my reply was a little bit long
thank you again
and good luck sweet sister Daleen
your sincerly
Zahra
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i realy laughed about it
you have a great sense of humer
i hope we will hear from your jokes soon
and i"m with Zahra that not all who are single should be ugly
looooooooooooool
my regades
I will be blissful when I see you happy
as I can I will write more jokes
just for your eyes
DEAR JAWHARA
I agree with you not all the girls who are single are ugly too
the greatest example is ME
as you want to be single
ok ok
dont warry
Al-balushi
thanx 2 ur replay
see u soon and take care
thank u sis 4 ur participation in this type of fourm
Let allah bless u
thank you alot honey 4 your reply
take care my dear
