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Funny Dialog BetweenGeorge Bush Condoleeza Rice 2024

Funny Dialog BetweenGeorge Bush&Condoleeza Rice

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Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
China."

George: "Great. Lay it on me."

Condoleeza: "’Hu’ is the new leader of China."

George: "That’s what I want to know."

Condoleeza: "That’s what I’m telling you."

George: "That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "I mean the fellow’s name."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The guy in China."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The new leader of China."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The Chinaman!"

Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."

George: "Now whaddya’ asking me for?"

Condoleeza: "I’m telling you Hu is leading China."

George: "Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?"

Condoleeza: "That’s the man’s name."

George: "That’s who’s name?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East."

Condoleeza: "That’s correct."

ئGeorge: "Then who is in China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir is in China?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Then who is?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."

Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "No, thanks."

Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"

George: "No."

Condoleeza: "You don’t want Kofi."

George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"

Condoleeza: "And call who?"

George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"

Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."

George: "Will you stay out of China?!"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N."

Condoleeza: "Kofi."

George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."

Have a Nice Day
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH

BEST NICHE

عزوز

مغسي عالطله عزوز ,,

تحي فراوله انا اتي

والله انه مخربط من جد .. وش سالفه جورج وكوندليزا وكوفي .. ( كوفي شوب ) ههه

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بوش هو الملحوووس ..

والا الضعيفه كونداليزا ماشيه صح بالموزووووووع ..

مغسي بكوووووووووو فيصل عالطله ,,

تحي فراوله انا اتي

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LoL

ThanKs Str

any time …

تح فراوله انا اتي

هههههههههههههه وين راح عقلو هالجورج.
الله يزيدو كمان و كمان.
مريومة00

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مغسي بكوووووووووووووو

مريومه عالطله

Strawberry
So funny dialog.. Thank U so much

still single why .so funny 2024

Hear is a little jock …thought it would be funny!

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct, But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you’re ugly."

الجيريا

LooooooooooooooooooL
it’s a nice & humour joke
thank you a lot Daleen for your kind participation
and i hope to see more jokes from you
but for this one it’s absolutely funny
i laughed at it out loud inside the publinet
but though we’are waiting for other participations like this one

by the way i want to give a remark about this joke
i’m single but not so much ugly at this pôint hahahaha
any way my reply was a little bit long

thank you again
and good luck sweet sister Daleen

your sincerly
Zahra

nice joke " Daleen الجيريا

i realy laughed about it

you have a great sense of humer

i hope we will hear from your jokes soon

and i"m with Zahra that not all who are single should be ugly

looooooooooooool

my regades

ZAHRA thank you alot for your reply

I will be blissful when I see you happy

as I can I will write more jokes

just for your eyes

DEAR JAWHARA

I agree with you not all the girls who are single are ugly too

the greatest example is ME
الجيريا

thanks for your subject

as you want to be single

ok ok

dont warry

UR welcome

Al-balushi

thanx 2 ur replay

see u soon and take care

I really liked the joke of urs i’ll be waiting 4 more
thank u sis 4 ur participation in this type of fourm
Let allah bless u

Qadsawiya

thank you alot honey 4 your reply

take care my dear

funny short story 2024

*** funny short story ***

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan
He asks, "What was that for"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Betty Sue’ written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? ‘Betty Sue’ was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he’s reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for

hhhhhhhhhhhh thanks
His wife already stupid

a funny short story with pictures come and see 2024

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Hello brothers and sisters.. members of Abeer Forum. This is a funny short story

with pictures. I hope you enjoy it. I am waiting your comments about the story.

الجيريا

Notice the boy.. Look at his tears.. hahahahahahahaha

After all this, the problem became an equation..

accept my regards

majnoon

thanks 4 passing sis

accept my regards

see u

majnoon
i like ur topics
thanx a lot my broo
and keep the good work
ur sis
Rasha

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majnoon
i like ur topics
thanx a lot my broo
and keep the good work
ur sis
Rasha

thanks 4 passing rasha

accept my regards

majnoon

if you sign in again I wanna talk to you in some thing important

thank you alooooooooooooooooot my borther

thanks 4 passing

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